CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:42 pm

[08:23:10] <Esperath> man
[08:23:18] <Esperath> these doordash-only breakfast places
[08:23:22] <Esperath> "Breakfast Burrito Floozy"
[08:23:22] <nyao> I miss me mum innit
[08:29:16] <Esperath> https://www.doordash.com/store/breakfas ... 1267/en-US
[08:29:50] <Brentai> I'm a general, not some breakfast burrito floozy!


[08:30:37] <beatbandito> wow it's like college all over again
[08:30:47] <beatbandito> that floozy says I'm 406 not acceptable
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Dec 23, 2020 3:07 pm

<beatbandito> can love be unconditional?
<beatbandito> or is that just tempered expectations and acceptance?
<beatbandito> (emoji spam of cats and other random shit)
<beatbandito> my cat just jumped on my keyboard, revealing a secret windows emoji window I've never seen before
<beatbandito> none of what I selected looks anything like what actually got posted though
<Kishi> For cat use only.
<beatbandito> (more emoji spam)
<beatbandito> oooohhhh kay?
<beatbandito> it might actually be
<beatbandito> every emoji on it is a cat doing something
<beatbandito> then when I hit enter it becomes cat emoji + what the cat was doing emoji

(Boards don't support the emoji characters sadly)
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:30 pm

<QED2> found another good one
<QED2> "There is 'no doubt' that the Pope (clone or cgi) will resign after Christmas, according to official sources. This is HUGE."
<Glocks4Interns> okay but which one will resign?
<Glocks4Interns> i'm thinking clone pope? wants to spend more time with his vat-grown family?
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<Mongrel> god damn it
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:04 am

<Friday> i hate moms
<Friday> theres nothing worse than a mom
<Friday> in the whole world
<sede> man, you and brentai couldn't be more different
<Friday> Brentai merely adopted fucking moms
<lottel> oh no
<Friday> I was born in my mom's vagina
<Friday> molded by it
<Friday> I didn't see the light of day until I was nine months old
<Friday> and by then it was only blinding
<beatbandito> I hate moms so bad that the very first thing I did was scream at my mom's vagina
<Friday> imagine baby yelp
<beatbandito> terrible service
<beatbandito> covered in goop
<lottel> Babies yelp all the time, Friday
<lottel> that's when you feed them
<Friday> "this womb was cramped and it seemed to get smaller and smaller as I stayed in it. Eventually I was forced out and a man slapped me. 1 star"
<+BongoBill> the titty had milk. five stars
<beatbandito> yeah the baby wake-up service sucks
<lottel> You know, they never did slap my baby.
<beatbandito> oh no!
<beatbandito> go slap her right now!
<beatbandito> it's borrowed time
<lottel> But I wonder when they stopped doing that
<Friday> i think they only do that if it won't cry
<lottel> I'm pretty sure I got slapped
<lottel> at least once
<Friday> if it cries they don't slap it
<Friday> maybe they have a new method to make it cry
<Friday> i dunno
<lottel> They leave fox news on
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Romosome » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:06 pm

<@Silversong> in the 90s, there were no girls on the internet
<@Silversong> in the 2020s, there are no dudes

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:37 pm

<Brentai> I feel like Night City is supposed to be recognizably distinct from Los Angeles but when CDPR was developing assets they just went "eh, let's just make Los Angeles".
<beatbandito> well it's not quite like los angeles
<beatbandito> there are militarized police, and rampant homelessness
<beatbandito> but they never interact
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:03 pm

<+Esperath> ducks are the gurren lagann of mating
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:23 pm

<Brentai> I'm looking it up because with modern medicine I'm wondering if we actually have found any legitimate benefits of snakefat.
<Brentai> And the answer is kind of!
<Romosome> That's the real irony.
<Brentai> It's a good source of omega-3s but generally inferior to most fish oils in every way.
<Romosome> My joke was dumb because from the get out none of it was real snake oil. It was mineral oil with random crap in it.
<Brentai> So at best it's good if you're in a landlocked or desert region where fish oil is generally unavailable.
<Brentai> Of which there are many, so it's not the stupidest idea ever.
<Brentai> Sorry I just found the question interesting.
<@Silversong> I go away to eat a pancake and suddenly you're all roasting and blending snakes
<@Cait> Yeah, it's possible that an actual snake oil could have been useful to the extent oil in general is
<Brentai> Pretty much any lizard I expect to be nutritionally "somewhere between a fish and a chicken".
<Brentai> Eels of the land!
<Brentai> Shit now I want to eat a snake.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Yoji » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:04 pm

I heard a story on This American Life once about life in Iraq during the war and US occupation. At one point, they touched on a shopkeeper who was an honest-to-goodness snake oil salesman. I guess it's good for conditioning your hair or something.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:20 am

Friday wrote:<Brentai> Shit now I want to eat a snake.

Just make sure you cook it.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 16, 2021 4:14 pm

From the Magic boards.
JSexton wrote:
Khaos wrote:
JSexton wrote:
Khaos wrote:the only states i could identify on a map:

california, alaska, hawaii, florida, texas, washington


christ, i hope i'm getting got right now

edit: oh, wait, you're canadian, right? That's not so bad then, I could get all 50 states but I'd probably be 50/50 on canadian provinces


i could also get michigan.

other states i could maybe get the general area they exist in but i would not be 100% sure if i'm picking the right one or not

id be very surprised if you could name find 50 canadian provinces on a map :lol:


British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Shmaskatchewan, Alberta, Fat Alberta, Prince Alberta-In-A-Can, Ontario, Offtario, Quebec, The Great Northern Void, French Columbia, Yukon, Suburban, Expedition, Manitoba, Womanitoba, Enbitoba, Portuguese Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Prince William Island, Prince Harry Island, Newfoundland, Lookthereisanotherland, Shittheresalotofland, Hopenoonealreadyliveshereland, Labrador, Labradoodle, Nova Scotia, Supernova Scotia, New Brunswick (that one's silly enough that it doesn't need a joke), Colombian Columbia....that's all I can remember off the top of my head. There's probably another 20 random islands, right?
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:48 pm

I want to make a "couldn't remember Nunavut" joke but that's going to be real old to the Canadians and the Yankees won't get it.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:04 pm

all I know from the last time I asked about Canada is that Alberta is Texas and Nunavut is ICE!!!
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:39 pm

[14:32:18] <Friday> i love chitter cats
[14:32:30] <Friday> like, probably more than i love ninja gaiden
[14:32:32] <Friday> which is a lot
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:53 pm

We call those "clackles" (the chittering, not the cats)
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:42 pm

you mean cat telegrams?

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:33 pm

<Brentai> My only objection to moving to France these days is that it's become too much like America.
<Brentai> Somewhere, a man in a beret spits out his coffee.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:37 pm

Somewhere, at a café on the left bank, a man nods sadly and stares down into his coffee.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:31 pm

you mean cat telegrams?




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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:55 pm

<Friday> also, i enjoy how he's like
<Friday> "if you click on tier list, make sure to have adblock on and don't like or dislike or sub, no engagement"
<Friday> which is
<Friday> literally how i do everything
<Friday> jokes on you buddy i never give anyone any engagement
<Sede`sButt> hi friday
<Sede`sButt> -_-
<Friday> sorry i would reply but that would be engagement
<+Esperath> would you give subway girl any engagement
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