CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[Thad]

[Friday]

<@Silversong> The trouble I found is that tomorrow's event had a speaker cancel on Friday, we replaced them and changed all the art, then a speaker pulled out Monday, and this morning we replaced them
<@Silversong> and now I have to last minute do everything because I couldn't do anything yesterday in case we canceled the whole thing
<beatbandito> a speaker that canceled on Friday?
<beatbandito> Subway Girl is there?
<Sede> ba-dum *splort*

[Friday]

<Romosome> from what I understand Musashi won 60 duels with a single wooden sword, then fucked off to a cave and wrote a book where he said "dude using two swords would be even sicker"
<Romosome> imagine killing a bunch of people with a stick and then writing a book about exotic martial arts
<maou> imagine killing a bunch of people with a stick and then retiring to dream what it'd be like if you had two sticks
<Romosome> even at 13 I realized musashi was kinda full of shit because the book of five rings just has parts in it like
<Romosome> "an effective tactic is to strike the enemy simultaneously in the head, body, and limbs"
<Romosome> there's two ways to react to that
<Romosome> one: wow how profound it's like a tactical metaphor
<Romosome> two: yeah no shit dude
<beatbandito> plus there's that chapter where he's like "avoid taking damage and hit the enemy in their weak point"
<Romosome> that's just a centuries old japanese version of PRO TIP SHOOT THE CYBERDEMON TO KILL IT
<Romosome> yeah
<Romosome> Miyamoto Musashi, inventor of Gamepro

[Romosome]

...multiplication sum?

All integer products are by definition also summations.

Also, prescriptivism is for weenies.

[Thad]

Oh man I am going to have a scathing comeback to that in about six weeks.

[Friday]

[Mongrel]

<ToadBrews> There's a sequel to Train to Busan that just came out but it's on a streaming service I've never heard of called 'In Theaters' which seems like a bold move
<Doug> Is it Plane to Busan
<ToadBrews> I think they mostly walk this time, but I haven't seen it yet
<wrathy> Ankle Sprain to Busan
<Doug> Montalban in Busan
<MindWarped> Zoom Call to Busan
<QED2> Throw Momma From the Train To Busan

[Romosome]

Busan v Snowpiercer

[Esperath]

[15:48:45] <Brentai> I think I've been wildly misquoted.
[15:50:02] <Brentai> If Yoda gets married to a sentient rock that will crush his cock daily and I say "Lucky Yoda" that does not imply necessarily that MY cock with a rock I must crush.
[15:50:31] <Brentai> I just mean he's lucky to have fulfilled his personal fantasy, of having his cock crushed by immaculate living rock.
[15:50:43] <Brentai> I am so GODDAMN erect right now.
[15:52:06] <Romosome> hang on
[15:52:11] <Romosome> I'm trying to figure out what that means
[15:52:17] <Romosome> oh ok
[15:52:55] <Romosome> but we're assuming here that yoda is into cock crushing
[15:53:07] <Romosome> I think that was where I was confused
[15:53:20] <zaratustra> ...
[15:53:26] zaratustra alt+tabs away again
[15:53:56] <Romosome> like if some girl farts on Yoda's cake and you say "lucky yoda" unprompted that does imply you think someone farting on your cake is enjoyable

[Friday]

<Romosome> I was supposed to wake up and do shit today but I did shit yesterday and woke up late and now I don't feel like doing anything but rolling on the ground making farty noises with my mouth
<Friday> hashtag relatable
<Friday> hashtag millennial humor
<Friday> hashtag every single fucking webcomic made by anyone under 35
<Friday> "I'm lazy" *thunderous, sustained laughter and applause*
<Brentai> If you're above 35 you relate but it's not funny oh god my life is pointless
<Romosome> you know the joke Friday
<Romosome> Boomer humor: I hate my wife
<Romosome> Millenial humor: I hate my life
<Romosome> Zoomer humor: beezchurger

2:48 PM <Romosome> also don't quote me on that one it's stolen

2:56 PM <beatbandito> romo friday quoted you on it
2:56 PM <beatbandito> I'm a snitch
2:56 PM <Friday> i don't give a fuck
2:56 PM <Friday> i'll quote anything
2:56 PM <Friday> I'll quote this

[Büge]

Zoomer Humour is the Dadaism of comedy.

[Friday]

<Esperath> wow
<Esperath> so
<Esperath> the entryway to our apartment is enclosed upstairs
<Esperath> there's never any reason for creatures to be up there right
<Esperath> I open the door for like half a second
<Esperath> and a bird flies in
<Esperath> before I can close the door ramona's already murdered it
<Esperath> she just comes flying from the other side of the house
<Esperath> BLAM bird tries to fly over to the windowsill
<Esperath> BLAM ramona breaks its neck
<Esperath> over the course of a second
<Esperath> she's never encountered a bird before in her life
<Esperath> she's never had the ability to hunt one
<Esperath> she's almost 15 years old
<Esperath> bird stood zero chance
<Esperath> ramona is a mighty huntress
<Esperath> PURRDERER
<Friday> jesus
<Friday> fucking
<Friday> you have the hardest core cat

[François]

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

[Friday]

<+BongoBill> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... valier.jpg the name of the painting translates as "The Irritating Gentleman" (1874)
<beatbandito> Mongrel & Friday

[Mongrel]

Bitte, baby.

[Friday]

<Friday> I've discovered E-Pals
<Friday> Where you pay a person 2-5 bucks a game to play with you in whatever game
<Friday> Romo I think you should sign up and sell your Smash services
<Friday> get it
<Friday> get it
<Friday> get it
<Friday> get it
<Friday> get it
<Friday> I'm gonna keep hitting up enter until you respond
<Friday> I'm gonna keep hitting up enter until you respond
<Friday> FUCK

[Friday]

<Friday> I can absolutely turn it off
<Friday> when around kids or fancy ladies
<@Silversong> #tell JD A lifetime supply of Jaffa Cakes???
<Friday> in fact it bothers me sometimes when I'll be cussing up a storm in here
<Friday> and silver will chime in with something because she's a fancy lady who doesn't swear
<Friday> but i guess if it really bothered her she'd have left the channel a long, long long long looooong maaaaaaaaaaaan
<Friday> but i'm always asking people if it bothers them if I swear because I don't like making other people uncomfortable
<Friday> like that's why i won't swear around romo anymore
<Friday> he asked me to stop because the harsh words were hurting his delicate boy ears
<Friday> and i have honored that request since 2010
<Brentai> Silversong, titty boobs huge fuck.
<@Silversong> :O
@Silversong swoons
<Brentai> Romosome, magnificent shining fuckmissile.
<@Silversong> Is that what it says on Romo's business card?

[Romosome]

nobody likes a snitch ryg

Thad where's my comeback???

[Kishi]

<Kishi> It's necessary for me to jack with my good friend Brentai.
<Brentai> COCKRUB WARRIORS RULE
<Kishi> As he yells that.

[Thad]

Thad where's my comeback???

NO U