CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[Esperath]

[08:23:10] <Esperath> man
[08:23:18] <Esperath> these doordash-only breakfast places
[08:23:22] <Esperath> "Breakfast Burrito Floozy"
[08:23:22] <nyao> I miss me mum innit
[08:29:16] <Esperath> https://www.doordash.com/store/breakfas ... 1267/en-US
[08:29:50] <Brentai> I'm a general, not some breakfast burrito floozy!


[08:30:37] <beatbandito> wow it's like college all over again
[08:30:47] <beatbandito> that floozy says I'm 406 not acceptable

[Friday]

<beatbandito> can love be unconditional?
<beatbandito> or is that just tempered expectations and acceptance?
<beatbandito> (emoji spam of cats and other random shit)
<beatbandito> my cat just jumped on my keyboard, revealing a secret windows emoji window I've never seen before
<beatbandito> none of what I selected looks anything like what actually got posted though
<Kishi> For cat use only.
<beatbandito> (more emoji spam)
<beatbandito> oooohhhh kay?
<beatbandito> it might actually be
<beatbandito> every emoji on it is a cat doing something
<beatbandito> then when I hit enter it becomes cat emoji + what the cat was doing emoji

(Boards don't support the emoji characters sadly)

[Mongrel]

<QED2> found another good one
<QED2> "There is 'no doubt' that the Pope (clone or cgi) will resign after Christmas, according to official sources. This is HUGE."
<Glocks4Interns> okay but which one will resign?
<Glocks4Interns> i'm thinking clone pope? wants to spend more time with his vat-grown family?
<Grant> the clone papacy hasn't been the same since "Vat? I Can Too!"
<Mongrel> god damn it

[Friday]

<Friday> i hate moms
<Friday> theres nothing worse than a mom
<Friday> in the whole world
<sede> man, you and brentai couldn't be more different
<Friday> Brentai merely adopted fucking moms
<lottel> oh no
<Friday> I was born in my mom's vagina
<Friday> molded by it
<Friday> I didn't see the light of day until I was nine months old
<Friday> and by then it was only blinding
<beatbandito> I hate moms so bad that the very first thing I did was scream at my mom's vagina
<Friday> imagine baby yelp
<beatbandito> terrible service
<beatbandito> covered in goop
<lottel> Babies yelp all the time, Friday
<lottel> that's when you feed them
<Friday> "this womb was cramped and it seemed to get smaller and smaller as I stayed in it. Eventually I was forced out and a man slapped me. 1 star"
<+BongoBill> the titty had milk. five stars
<beatbandito> yeah the baby wake-up service sucks
<lottel> You know, they never did slap my baby.
<beatbandito> oh no!
<beatbandito> go slap her right now!
<beatbandito> it's borrowed time
<lottel> But I wonder when they stopped doing that
<Friday> i think they only do that if it won't cry
<lottel> I'm pretty sure I got slapped
<lottel> at least once
<Friday> if it cries they don't slap it
<Friday> maybe they have a new method to make it cry
<Friday> i dunno
<lottel> They leave fox news on

[Romosome]

<@Silversong> in the 90s, there were no girls on the internet
<@Silversong> in the 2020s, there are no dudes

[Friday]

<Brentai> I feel like Night City is supposed to be recognizably distinct from Los Angeles but when CDPR was developing assets they just went "eh, let's just make Los Angeles".
<beatbandito> well it's not quite like los angeles
<beatbandito> there are militarized police, and rampant homelessness
<beatbandito> but they never interact

[Friday]

<+Esperath> ducks are the gurren lagann of mating

[Friday]

<Brentai> I'm looking it up because with modern medicine I'm wondering if we actually have found any legitimate benefits of snakefat.
<Brentai> And the answer is kind of!
<Romosome> That's the real irony.
<Brentai> It's a good source of omega-3s but generally inferior to most fish oils in every way.
<Romosome> My joke was dumb because from the get out none of it was real snake oil. It was mineral oil with random crap in it.
<Brentai> So at best it's good if you're in a landlocked or desert region where fish oil is generally unavailable.
<Brentai> Of which there are many, so it's not the stupidest idea ever.
<Brentai> Sorry I just found the question interesting.
<@Silversong> I go away to eat a pancake and suddenly you're all roasting and blending snakes
<@Cait> Yeah, it's possible that an actual snake oil could have been useful to the extent oil in general is
<Brentai> Pretty much any lizard I expect to be nutritionally "somewhere between a fish and a chicken".
<Brentai> Eels of the land!
<Brentai> Shit now I want to eat a snake.
@Silversong draws breath to sing

[Yoji]

I heard a story on This American Life once about life in Iraq during the war and US occupation. At one point, they touched on a shopkeeper who was an honest-to-goodness snake oil salesman. I guess it's good for conditioning your hair or something.

[Thad]

<Brentai> Shit now I want to eat a snake.

Just make sure you cook it.

[Mongrel]

From the Magic boards.

the only states i could identify on a map:

california, alaska, hawaii, florida, texas, washington

christ, i hope i'm getting got right now

edit: oh, wait, you're canadian, right? That's not so bad then, I could get all 50 states but I'd probably be 50/50 on canadian provinces

i could also get michigan.

other states i could maybe get the general area they exist in but i would not be 100% sure if i'm picking the right one or not

id be very surprised if you could name find 50 canadian provinces on a map

British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Shmaskatchewan, Alberta, Fat Alberta, Prince Alberta-In-A-Can, Ontario, Offtario, Quebec, The Great Northern Void, French Columbia, Yukon, Suburban, Expedition, Manitoba, Womanitoba, Enbitoba, Portuguese Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Prince William Island, Prince Harry Island, Newfoundland, Lookthereisanotherland, Shittheresalotofland, Hopenoonealreadyliveshereland, Labrador, Labradoodle, Nova Scotia, Supernova Scotia, New Brunswick (that one's silly enough that it doesn't need a joke), Colombian Columbia....that's all I can remember off the top of my head. There's probably another 20 random islands, right?

[Brantly B.]

I want to make a "couldn't remember Nunavut" joke but that's going to be real old to the Canadians and the Yankees won't get it.

[Friday]

all I know from the last time I asked about Canada is that Alberta is Texas and Nunavut is ICE!!!

[Esperath]

[14:32:18] <Friday> i love chitter cats
[14:32:30] <Friday> like, probably more than i love ninja gaiden
[14:32:32] <Friday> which is a lot

[Mongrel]

We call those "clackles" (the chittering, not the cats)

[zaratustra]

you mean cat telegrams?

[Friday]

<Brentai> My only objection to moving to France these days is that it's become too much like America.
<Brentai> Somewhere, a man in a beret spits out his coffee.

[Mongrel]

Somewhere, at a café on the left bank, a man nods sadly and stares down into his coffee.

[Friday]

you mean cat telegrams?

any excuse

[Friday]

<Friday> also, i enjoy how he's like
<Friday> "if you click on tier list, make sure to have adblock on and don't like or dislike or sub, no engagement"
<Friday> which is
<Friday> literally how i do everything
<Friday> jokes on you buddy i never give anyone any engagement
<Sede`sButt> hi friday
<Sede`sButt> -_-
<Friday> sorry i would reply but that would be engagement
<+Esperath> would you give subway girl any engagement