Brontoforumus

HEY GUYS I found this thread and thought I should update our files

Updates in red.

Sharkey - The drunk father, mostly absent nowadays
Silversong - The Holy Mother
Brentai - The eldest brother and the funny guy, breadwinner of the household
terra - The oldest sister who later turned out to be a cat
Zara - The weird adopted brother who thinks everyone else is weird and is probably right
Friday - The slutty middle sister who is obsessed with knives lists
Thad - The kindly old uncle who lives with us and is in charge of discipline since Silver is too nice and Sharkey is drunk tired of policing our shit so he quit and now just complains how hot it is (for good reason)
Mongrel - The really weird Canadian uncle who is always wearing goggles and clothes from 40 years ago, minimum
Kazz - He's the baby! Gotta love him!
Det - The cop who keeps getting sent to our house on 'Domestic Dispute' and is seriously just considering suicide we haven't seen him but we assume he's destroying fun elsewhere
Romo - The dog
Saturn - The extremely loud neighbor who keeps us up at night
Catloaf - Saturn's cat who keeps falling into our pool drowned
Esper - That neighbor who talks about Starcraft all the time and keeps sending us pictures of kittens and puppies on facebook
Smiler - A robot we built who fights crime
dreth/misha - The bored AI of a Russian spy satellite that crashed in the backyard
Lyrai - A sentient Secret of Mana cart brought to life by myew
myew - The cat. We think it may be a god that was summoned incorrectly
Mars - The youngest sister who is really into giant robots and anime and mostly ignores us
Bongo - A gentleman houseguest from England
Kayin - The cave troll that lives under the house and eats children and makes videogames moved to another house, still eats kids
Joxam - The guy who lives down the street who is pretty cool and has a treefort
Mali - Joxam's extremely excitable brother who lives in the treefort and hangs signs saying "no girls"
Stush - A large ham
Xerox - A nonlinear line actually it's about ethics in lines
JD - An exchange student from Ireland living in the house
Guild - Thad's son and cousin to the kids, he shows up occasionally to set shit on fire Guild
Sora - A bird who flew into the sliding glass door
Jam - Buried in the backyard
Ophelia - Buried in the backyard, but rose from her grave as Zombie Ophelia
Nimduin - Who?
Norondor - The best person
yyler - Norondor's alt account
beat/ryg - A pirate from the distant future who is trapped here and is pretty mad about it
Niku - We were trying to summon dinner and accidentally cast the spell twice
Squizzle - The middle brother who left and got married and is pretty much rad
Demo - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Doom - King of the House, his Queens are everywhere and he has total vision of the house at all times still
Frocto - A distant cousin from Australia, claims to be some sort of fire god
sei - an AI who can only do two things: Pun, and that's it
Constantine - that artistic brother who leans towards music and photography and filthy liberalism and not posting anymore
Lee-Ham - that artistic brother who leans towards drawing and filthy drawings
R^2 - an old beat to shit van parked outside with smoke pouring out of it he's doing okay!
Shinra - An evil company bent on destroying all we hold dear
Geo - Ironically, Geo was late and was not included in this post again
ZedPower/Francois - That guy who speaks English as a second language better than you. Also the Weretiger.
Envy - Batman ENVY WAS RUBY WEAPON
Buge - A Poison cosplayer who wandered into the house and everyone liked so much we kept her
patito - I think he mained Soldier or maybe Heavy
Cassius - A dare we all talk about: go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, say his name three times facing the mirror, and Thad will start up a political debate with you
Parish - Sharkey from Anti-Earth 2, where being sober is cool.
Cthulhu-chan - one day myew perked up and ran outside and began digging a hole and at the bottom we found him
Classic - :tldr: :nyoro~n: :perfect: :glee: :whoops: ::(: :advice: :rage: :itsatrap: the emoticon code shit doesn't work anymore but remember that time in VvW3 haha good times
MCE - second youngest sister, hard to see as she is very very tiny.
Ted Belmont - Vampire Hunting not paying the bills, so now collects odd pets THIS ENTRY HAS INSUFFICIENT CONTEXT
Elfin - "this guy is a piece of shit" - memo
memo - i like sucking dick and my mom is a fat slut
Bal - A living Legend, the only man capable of killing five guys as a Scout with one Kritz. When backed by Norondor-medic forms a two man army capable of killing entire nations
Rico - He must be an adventurer, with how mismatched his clothing and armor is
Lady Duke - A rare and mysterious pokemon
Arc - Secret Agent, currentlyuntil ek4 MIA. His cats know gun-fu.
Kabbage - THE MANLIEST MAN, HE IS SO MANLY THAT ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE HIM RESULTS IN CAPS LOCK
Lottel - The guy who always delivers our pizza. Every female is in love with him HE GOT MARRIED AND HAD A KID?!?! what a slut
Ocksi - Kazz's bff who lives down the street
TA - Family lawyer.
Pacobird - The other family lawyer, for when Sharkey is REALLY drunk.
DNi - The family Ninja, for when Sharkey is drunk and also wants to murder someone.
Kayma - Just a generally nice guy who comes over sometimes and lets us borrow his N64 and play Goldeneye
Rosencrantz - Guild's Anti-Person from Anti-Earth 2, where Final Fantasy 8 is considered the best Final Fantasy
Ziiro - A freak accident left him unable to be remembered as a child
Caithness - Door to door salesman with a dark secret
Cait - Family accountant, also dabbles in Magic
RidleyMolly - A large fire breathing space pirate
newbie - What do you get if you combine the words "no" and "corpse"?
Defenestration - A suicide jumper who keeps jumping from the attic window and failing to die
MikeSevigny - Even he doesn't remember who he is
Healy - Is traversing the house looking for the Red Key, the Blue Key, the Yellow Key, and the Purple Key (which a bandit stole)
Lady - I don't really know her that well but I get the impression she's pretty cool Turns out I was right! She's pretty cool!
Mediocrity - Was slain by Geo en-route to this post
fbm - neighbor with really bitchin' hair, can karaoke with the best of 'em
Mazian - the token normal one (zara is actually kinda weird too)
Yoji/Hardly Ideal - keeps regretting reading the news
Spram - Extremely shy adopted brother. Very talented. Looking at his NSFW art will give you at least 1/12th of a boner.

bitch at me here if you want in

Wait, Hardly is Yoji?

Haha I didn't remember being included last time, I was sure my name would be in red

Thad wrote:Wait, Hardly is Yoji?

Yeah, thought I'd try a different nickname after being gone for so long. It's not really working, so I'm using the old name back in #finalfight. I should probably find a way to change it here too.

Friday wrote:Yoji/Hardly Ideal - keeps regretting reading the news

"Hey, where's Yoji? I need to return his fondue pot." There was suddenly a large banging sound, as if a large textbook were dropped on a desk. A voice could be heard yelling "WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!"

Also call me crazy, but now I'm wondering what kind of house it'd take to contain us. There's like dozens of people on that list, so maybe more like a compound... or maybe some zany airship is more our style? Hmm, SketchUp...

Thad wrote:Wait, Hardly is Yoji?

+1

There was a little thing at the back of my mind that made me think Hardly was an old member rather than a new one, but I'd never twigged to who.

If we're talking about making our own private Outer Heaven, I'd think we'd only need room for about 20 or so these days. Everyone grew up and moved out.

Kazz grew up to be a youtuber. Recent vids suggest things aren't going great.

Yoji wrote:I'm wondering what kind of house it'd take to contain us. There's like dozens of people on that list, so maybe more like a compound... or maybe some zany airship is more our style? Hmm, *fires up the Sims*...

atog: the vaguely not-all-there lady at the end of the block who smells faintly of broccoli, and whom the neighbours call "the dry-rot whisperer"

Hell yea i made the list

god dammit stop changing your names

Friday wrote:Buge - A Poison cosplayer who wandered into the house and everyone liked so much we kept him her

I got the paperwork in September

oh shit congrats

there's like five fucking trans people on that list now that have all been making steps forward and its great to see

Someone get me Friday's phone number and a copy of the Gudeath script.

Mazian: The businessman neighbor who moonlights as a supervillain.

WHERE AM I

Mongrel wrote:

Ctrl + F Lyrai wrote:Lyrai - A sentient Secret of Mana cart brought to life by myew

!zong

Thad wrote:god dammit stop changing your names

is it time to change me back to cassius

Speaking for myself, but I always imagined myew as something like the Starcraft adjutant, but with cat ears and spewing endless bullshit.

myew wrote:additional supply depots are the Brentai doing wanna the street fighter pkang pkang pkang *face momentarily lifts off*

I think it's been like 5 years since anyone confused me for Lady Duke. I kind of forgot about that.