The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

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The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:22 pm

The posts on this are all over this place* since Maxwell's been arrested, figure it's easier to get 'em all in one place.

So... Dershowitz.

Joxam wrote:

Computer, show me peak boomer privilege.

zaratustra wrote:Alan Dershowitz apparently is obsessed with false rape accusations. a cursory google search yields this:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoy ... 4c0603300e

Alan Dershowitz hasn’t been seen at his favorite nude beach in months

The writer is punning as only a tabloid writer can (Page 6 is a NY Post rag), but I sure as hell can't blame him on this one.

Cute insinuations aside, there's link to another article that simply says outright that Dershowitz is suing an Epstein victim who said she was forced to fuck him.

If there was any doubt he's part of it, well... yep.

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*A good chunk were in the Trump thread, because he's almost certainly involved.

The guy who's been repeatedly quoted as saying he'd fuck his tween daughter, involved in a child sex ring? What an unexpected twist.
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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby beatbandito » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:32 pm

Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.
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Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:33 pm

beatbandito wrote:Just too bad about her succumbing to Covid-19.
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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby mharr » Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:28 pm

Which will feed directly into the Covid's an Illuminati Hoax theories.

This really is the year that keeps on giving.

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Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:00 pm

mharr wrote:Which will feed directly into the Covid's an Illuminati Hoax theories.

This really is the year that keeps on giving.

I would say more that it's applying the throttle.
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Postby Blossom » Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:55 pm


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Postby Mongrel » Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:00 pm

That literally got an out loud "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW" from me.

EDIT: To clarify, I know on balance of probability that it's probably not her, but this will still good for a wild ride at Mr. Bones' Reddit's expense.



And, hey, in 2020 you never know.
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Postby beatbandito » Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:06 pm

I'm a little eeehhh on that one. I would totally believe she used reddit, but to be one of the most prolific redditors of all time for over a decade? How would she have time to pose for photos with celebrity pedophiles? Plus the fact that the account is still active today.
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Postby mharr » Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:21 pm

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:51 pm

Twitter Maxwell was confirmed to not be her, or at least someone behind the account says it wasn't her.

Meanwhile...

beatbandito wrote:Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.

Gentlemen, place your bets.
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Postby atog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:43 am

Mongrel wrote:Twitter Maxwell was confirmed to not be her, or at least someone behind the account says it wasn't her.

Meanwhile...

beatbandito wrote:Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

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Postby Mongrel » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:59 pm

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:04 pm

Couple updates...

1)


2)
This is rather horrifying: NJ judge who is presiding over the lawsuit against Deutsch Bank for ignoring money laundering by Epstein (among many others, but Deutsch Bank was basically Epstein's financial hub) had a gunman show up at her home and murder the first person to answer the door (in this case, her son).

Followed by

How tidy.

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Previews of coming attractions


4)
And a little badly-needed levity


The reality is even funnier


We'll miss ya both, guys. :(
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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Thad » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:57 pm



The killer was a lawyer who had previously argued a case before her and ranted about her on his blog, had evidently already killed one person, and may have been targeting another judge. (The killer was an MRA whackjob; both judges are women. The other victim was a man, a fellow attorney, and a fellow MRA.)

This looks a lot more like a racist, misogynistic psychopath acting on personal grudges than anything connected to Epstein.

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:29 pm

Damnit Thad, does the sign on the door say "Jeffrey Epstein Logical, Credible News Stories Thread"?

Sorry, I've just been waiting to use that since the thread began.
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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:51 pm

In the latest releases Dershowitz was implicated again.

Also it turns out Bill Clinton has been to Epstein's private island.
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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Grath » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:12 pm

Bill Clinton? Implicated in sexual misconduct? That's impossible.

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby KingRoyal » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:50 pm

He's on the flight logs.

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:23 pm

KingRoyal wrote:He's on the flight logs.

Of the 727?

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Re: The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

Postby Destynova » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:50 pm

Mongrel's Superman animation is appropriate.

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